Return of "THE TIGER"

Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.
Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?"

So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, "Father, may I smoke while I pray ?"
The Priest replies, "No, my son, you may not! That's utter disrespect to our religion."

Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him.
Max says, "I'm not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try."

And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks, "Father, may I pray while I smoke ?"
To which the Priest eagerly replies, "By all means, my son. By all means. You can always pray whenever you want to."..... (Adopted)

PS:
I firmly believe that Mr. Perfect title should be ascribed to divinities,deities and immortals  not to humans like us..... one must be ready to act and get it going if some mistake occur as it is so important to learn from them and not let it discourage us...Every thing depends on our  way of interpretation.......Welcome back 'TIGER' to the 'WOODS'